Christopher Parker Hansen

First off I apologize,
this post falls off the path of an art related entry.
Having said that, It's just too good.

My very rad friend Chris and I have both been having some molar pains.
I'm strong, he's weak & so he decided to go do something about it.

I let him know to make sure to get back to me on how it went.
Just incase I might feel the urge to do something about my molars.

He said the drugs alone were awesome, so it's worth it...
later on he sent me this.

Happy Memorial Day

Since I skipped the BBQs (I'm not eating meat),
I decided to do some serious cleaning.
Dug up some old artwork and found this gem,
inspired from old clipart.



Tomorrow I get to look forward to starting my new job,
and fun times will be afternoons and weekends.

Grease Lightnin'

Weird art that looks cool, I love it.
I'm going to update it a little more, I'm just trying to think of how...
then I'm going to take another photo of it and get it printed at
Costco or something.
Holla' at yo Costco it's bananas...
They do prints there, right?

Why fiddle dee dee, where are my manners?
My good buddy ol' pal Justin B. thought up this brilliant idea.
I need to illustrate it better actually,
because the beard is suppose to be a tornado.
I think there needs to be more cyclone action going on!

Anyway I want the final version framed in my room.
If Justin likes it, i'll send him a framed copy as well.

Side Note: I think I'll also do a version of hand art, kinda like this.


Does it even count as art? More like boredom at it's finest!
Anyway I want a few framed in my room as well.

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair.

If I owned a home i'd paint a wall like this.


I think I'm going to take this concept and make a t-shirt out of it.